urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:csgraham I think I'll... yes I think I'll wear my silk blog today. Christoph 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:csgraham:216550 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2009 is here, and I figured I would list some resolutions of mine. Because that's the thing to do, yes?<br /><br />1. I will continue not smoking.<br />2. I will continue not being an alcoholic.<br />3. I will continue not being a junkie.<br /><br />Wow, these are easy when you're already perfect!<br /><br />4. I will stop saying "You go girl!" quietly to myself every time I successfully open a bottle of pop.<br />5. I will stop bragging that I finally learned "ellemmennopee" is not only one letter in the alphabet.<br />6. I will remember to wipe <i>everytime</i> I go poo.<br /><br />Those should be easy enough. Maybe some hard ones to really raise the bar?<br /><br />7. I will become the first black president.<br />8. I will go to an island to hunt the world's most dangerous game; The Mogwai.<br />9. I will star in my own summer blockbuster entitled "52 Card Pick-Up: The Movie"<br /><br />And lastly...<br /><br />10. I resolve to not leave any uncurrected typos in anything I write.